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Taking a nice bubble bath in a Victorian resort, she notices the camera, and lets you in to watch her lather herself with soap, then get out and try on some sexy lingerie. She goes right to masturbating, taking her time to warm up, until she brings out the extreme vibrator. With it, she has orgasm after orgasm, with several squirts inbetween. She does not want to stop! She counted 5 very intense orgasms. Later, dressing herself up in some sexy pink lingerie and heels, she answers the room service in her outfit, and then takes the ketchup and mustard bottles, and starts stuffing them deep inside her, both anally and vaginally! She seems to prefer anal, and stuffs as many as four fingers deep inside her, and pulls out her extreme vibrator for some more orgasms while the bottle is still inside her butt, like a butt plug! Lots of closeups and extreme views of her butt play… Then comes the Big Pink toy, where she takes very deep vaginally, then pushes it anally, even deeper!?! For the finale, she takes the Big Ten toy, and does it doggy style, pushing it as deep as she can go, then riding it anally, and finishing off with another squirt and orgasm. Just for the fun of it, she takes her panties, and stuffs it both anally and vaginally, one of the most unique things we’ve ever seen!
Dommy B here kids!!!! I am gonna tell you about a adventure me and my friend Emily went on. It was just another day in Miami and Emily and I found us a new friend named Seth. I needed a box of smokes so we stopped. As I was getting smokes, Emily and Seth went into the dollar store to get some lube. YES A DOLLAR STORE FOR LUBE?! While in the store they spotted this girl (Rebecca) who was shopping for her sons birthday party. Emily and Seth introduced themselves to her, and she was extremely chatty with them, and must have been a “open” kinda girl because we noticed she wasn’t wearing a bra. Emily explained to the mother that she was in the business of “HELPING” people. We offered to pay for all the supplies for her son’s birthday party, and we told Rebecca all she had to do is get interviewed on camera. She agreed to come with us.. Once we got Rebecca into the car with us we just started throwing all these crazy questions at her, we found out that she hasn’t had sex in a long time. We even got her to show us her hug tits, they were nice! Emily had asked Rebecca if she would be willing to make a little movie for us, we even offered her more money for her kid’s birthday party. We took Rebecca back to the house, but I forgot a small detail. Jeremy a male performer in the business had gotten kicked out of his house by his girlfriend and I was letting his crash at my house. So once we walked in, Emily saw Jeremy on the couch passed out with a bottle of booze next to him. Emily and I have known Jeremy for a while now. The whole reason Jeremy got kicked out of his house was because his girl was mad that he wasn’t getting enough work. So we decided to tell Seth to beat it and let Jeremy do this hot chick. Once Seth left the fun begun we soaked this girl’s big tits with water guns filled with oil. At this point we knew Rebecca was down for basically anything.. Watching her big tits bounce while she was getting fucked was like seeing the Mona Lisa for the first time. AMAZING!! We soaked her with oil then Jeremy soaked her with his cum!! This milf would do anything for her son’s birthday party! Continue reading
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If you give your microscope an erection, you’re probably a slut.
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Do I even need to clarify this one? You’re all probably sluts.
If a photo exists of you pretending to receive oral sex from a fake giant tongue, you’re probably a slut.
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If you think it’s funny to deep throat a bottle, I’m sorry, but you’re probably a slut.
It’s not a penis, honey. You’re probably a slut.
If this even slightly resembles any of your Facebook/Myspace photos, you’re probably a slut.
If you’ve ever placed a bottle on top of your friend’s genitals and proceeded to blow it, there’s no doubt about it: you’re probably a slut.
If you’ve ever made a face like this before eating a bite of food, just give up. You’re probably a slut.